Thursday, August 6, 2009

Nice break up...........

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girl friend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,
Becky

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.

In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Ricky

Moral of the story:

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude

Thanks to Darling

IT TAX RETURN LINK

http://ibnlive.in.com/news/efiling-of-it-return-not-without-loopholes/98249-3.html

PERFECT EXAMPLE OF CONFIDENCE

A trainee in a big multinational company dialed CEO by mistake & said,
“Hey, send a hot coffee in accounts Dept in 2 min”
CEO shouted: Do you know with whom u are talking?
Trainee: NO
CEO: I am CEO of the Company.
Trainee: Trainee in the same tone: Do you know with whom you are talking?
CEO: No
Trainee said: Thank God
& disconnected the phone


Thanks to darling

Yes You Can.....I have the definition

You Can Handle It

If God answers your prayer,
He's increasing your Faith.

If he delays,
He's increasing your patience.

If he doesn't answer,
He knows you can handle it.

Yes You Can!!!