The real face of george bush.....

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asked, what is your name?

Bob

And what is your question, Bob?

I have 3 questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you president when al gore got more votes?

Third, what happened to Osama bin laden?

Just then, the bell rings for recess.

George bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, Ok where were we?

Oh, that's right. Question time. Who has a question?

A different little boy raises his hand.

George points him out and asked him what is your name?

Steve

And what is your question Steve?

I have 5 questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of UN?

Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, what happened to Osama bin laden?

Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early???????????????

Fifth, where is Bob??????????

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The 10 biggest falls of the Sensex

The Bombay Stock Exchange benchmark Sensex sank by 951 points on black Monday on panic selling by funds, triggered by weak global cues. Similarly, the wide-based National Stock Exchange's index Nifty dropped by 243 points to 4,503.

The government meanwhile said that Indian stock markets are taking cues from the United States and Asian markets, even though the sub-prime mortgage crisis has only moderately impacted the credit and financial flows into the country.

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The 10 largest falls of the Sensex

1. Jan 21, 2008 --- - 1,408.35 points

2. Mar 17, 2008 --- - 951.03 points

3. Mar 3, 2008 ---- - 900.84

4. Jan 22, 2008 --- - 875.41 points

5. Feb 11, 2008 --- - 833.98 points

6. May 18, 2006 --- - 826.38 points

7. Mar 13, 2008 --- - 770.63 points

8. Dec 17, 2007 --- - 769.48 points

9. Oct 17, 2007 --- - 717.43 points

10. Jan 18, 2007 --- - 687.82 points

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List of Shahrukh Khan's awards and nominations Contents 1 Film fare Awards 2 Star Screen Awards 3 International Indian Film Academy Awards 4 Zee Cine Awards 5 Bollywood Movie Awards 6 Global Indian Film Awards 7 Other Awards 8 National Honours 9 Other recognitions Film fare Awards Awards Won 1993 - Film fare Best Debut Award for Deewana 1994 - Filmfare Best Actor Award for Baazigar 1994 - Filmfare Critics Award for Best Performance for Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa 1995 - Filmfare Best Villain Award for Anjaam 1996 - Filmfare Best Actor Award for Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge 1998 - Filmfare Best Actor Award for Dil To Pagal Hai 1999 - Filmfare Best Actor Award for Kuch Kuch Hota Hai 2001 - Filmfare Critics Award for Best Performance for Mohabbatein 2003 - Filmfare Best Actor Award for Devdas 2005 - Filmfare Best Actor Award for Swades 2008 - Filmfare Best Actor Award for Chak De India (7th Film fare Best Actor Award) Special Awards 2002 - Film fare Special Award Swiss Consulate Trophy 2004 - Film fare Power Award 2005 - Film fare Power Award Awards Nominated 1994 - Filmfare Best Actor Award for Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa 1994 - Filmfare Best Villain Award for Darr 1998 - Filmfare Best Actor Award for Yes Boss 1999 - Filmfare Best Villain Award for Duplicate 2000 - Filmfare Best Comedian Award for Baadshah 2001 - Filmfare Best Actor Award for Mohabbatein 2002 - Filmfare Best Actor Award for Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham 2004 - Filmfare Best Actor Award for Kal Ho Naa Ho 2005 - Filmfare Best Actor Award for Main Hoon Na 2005 - Filmfare Best Actor Award for Veer Zaara 2007 - Filmfare Best Actor Award for Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna 2007 - Filmfare Best Actor Award for Don - The Chase Begins Again 2008 - Filmfare Best Actor Award for Om Shanti Om Star Screen Awards Winner 1996: Star Screen Award Best Actor for Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge 2002: Star Screen Award Jodi No. 1 (along with Kajol) for Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham 2003: Star Screen Award Best Actor for Devdas 2003: Star Screen Award Jodi No. 1 (along with Aishwarya Rai) for Devdas 2005: Star Screen Award Best Actor for Veer-Zaara 2005: Star Screen Award Jodi No. 1 (along with Preity Zinta) for Veer-Zaara 2007: Star Screen Award Jodi No. 1 (along with Rani Mukerji) for Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna 2008: Star Screen Award Best Actor for Chak De India 2008: Star Screen Award Jodi No. 1 (along with Deepika Padukone) for Om Shanti Om Nominated 1998: Star Screen Award Best Actor for Dil To Pagal Hai 1999: Star Screen Award Best Actor for Kuch Kuch Hota Hai 2001: Star Screen Award Best Actor for Mohabbatein 2002: Star Screen Award Best Actor for Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham 2004: Star Screen Award Best Actor for Chalte Chalte 2006: Star Screen Award Best Actor for Paheli 2007: Star Screen Award Best Villain for Don - The Chase Begins Again International Indian Film Academy Awards Winner 2003: IIFA Best Actor Award for Devdas 2005: IIFA Best Actor Award for Veer-Zaara Nominated 2001: IIFA Best Actor Award for Mohabbatein 2002: IIFA Best Actor Award for Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham 2006: IIFA Best Actor Award for Paheli 2007: IIFA Best Actor Award for Don - The Chase Begins Again Zee Cine Awards Winner 1998: Zee Cine Award Best Actor- Male for Dil To Pagal Hai 1999: Zee Cine Award Best Actor- Male for Kuch Kuch Hota Hai 2003: Zee Cine Award Best Actor- Male for Devdas 2004: Zee Cine Award Superstar of the Year- Male for Kal Ho Naa Ho 2005: Zee Cine Award Best Actor- Male for Veer-Zaara 2007: Fun Cinema Entertainer of the year for Don - The Chase Begins Again Nominated 2005: Zee Cine Award Best Actor- Male for Main Hoon Na 2005: Zee Cine Award Best Actor- Male for Swades 2006: Zee Cine Award Best Actor- Male for Paheli 2007: Zee Cine Award Best Actor- Male for Don - The Chase Begins Again 2007: Zee Cine Award Best Actor- Male for Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna Bollywood Movie Awards Winner 1999: Bollywood Movie Award - Most Sensational Actor for Dil Se 1999: Bollywood Movie Award - Best Actor for Kuch Kuch Hota Hai 2003: Bollywood Movie Award - Best Actor for Devdas 2005: Bollywood Movie Award - Best Actor for Veer-Zaara Global Indian Film Awards Winner 2004: GIFA Best Actor Award for Veer-Zaara 2004: GIFA Most Searched Male Actor on Internet Nominated 2006: GIFA Best Actor Award for Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna Other Awards Ten Rupa Cinegoers Awards Six Sansui Viewers Choice Movie Awards Two AFJA Awards One Aashirwad Award One Disney Kids Channel Award One MTV Immies Indian Music Excellence Awards One Sports World Film Award One Sahara One Sangeet Award - Best Actor Singer “Apun Bola” Josh - 2005 Star's Sabsey Favourite Kaun Awards: 2004: Sabsey Favourite actor 2005: Sabsey Favourite actor 2006: Sabsey Favourite actor 2007: Sabsey Favourite actor 2008: Sabsey Favourite actor 2007: HT Café Film Awards Best Actor Award for Chak De India. Sexiest Man in Asia (Jade Magazine, October 2001) Sexiest Asian Man (Eastern Eye, October 2007) National Honours 2002 - Rajiv Gandhi Award for Excellence in the Field of Entertainment 2005 - Padma Shri, India's fourth highest civilian award from the Government of India Other recognitions In 2004 Time magazine in their third annual special on Asia's heroes selected him along with 19 other Asian's as the 20 Asian Heroes under the age of 40 . Out of the 20, Khan was one of the four who graced the South Asian edition of that issue. In 2005 he appeared on the cover of the Asian edition of the National Geographic magazine dated February 2005. This was a rare honour extended by National Geographic since unlike many other magazines celebrities are not their natural choice for a cover image