Issued in Public Interest - Ministry of Family Welfare

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop; with them are their 8
Children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus
arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children
are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to
walk. After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick
of the blind man and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at
the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!"
The blind man replies: "If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR
stick, we'd be sitting in the bus! So shut up and keep walking !!!!"

Thanks.....to Sidh

Please take care of ur ICICI ATM / DEBIT CARDS

Please take care of ur ICICI ATM / DEBIT CARDS
ICICI ATM / Debit cards can be used at SBI ATMs to withdraw money and most shocking thing is, it does not ask for your PIN**. Even if it asks for pin and if u cancel it, it goes on to the next screen and enables you to withdraw cash. This security vulnerability was shown live on TV- 9 news channel at SBI ATM in Bangalore.So please take utmost care of your ICICI ATM / Debit cards to avoid any such misuse.
Please pass this to as many people as you know.
Thanks 2 Arunkumar -IBM..

Wonderful one minute...

One smart Software engineer and his Project Manager were traveling towards Pune in a train.
Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting along with her grand ma.
With in some time, Eye-Eye interactions started between Our Software engineer & that girl.
After some minutes, train started moving in to a tunnel and it was very dark.
Suddenly, every body heard a Kiss sound followed by a sound of slapping.
Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel.
Grand ma thought that," The Guy is a rogue; how dare he is? He has kissed my grand daughter! But my Grand daughter is genuine; she immediately slapped that guy."
PM thought that," I can't believe that this guy has kissed that girl! But it is unfair that she slapped me by mistake"
That girl thought that," I feel happy, when that guy kissed me, but I feel sorry that my grand ma has slapped him".
Finally, do u know what our clever Software engineer thought?
"This one minute in my life is wonderful, it hardly comes...because, at a time I have kissed a girl and also I have slapped my PM."

Thanks 2 william...

Let Experts do their Work

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!
A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton...
The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how r u'. Then Mr. Clinton should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'
It looks quite simple, but the truth is...
When Mori met Clinton , he mistakenly said 'Who r u?' (instead of 'How r u?'. )
Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: 'Well, I'm Hillary's husband, ha-ha...'
Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha... .'.
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.
--->>>Moral of the Story: Let Experts do their Work