Thursday, April 16, 2009
BIET - Student's death triggers unrest at engineering college.
Police sources said that as soon as the news of the death spread, hundreds of students
went berserk and burnt down at least three buses of the college and damaged two more buses and as many cars. They also damaged furniture, doors and windows.
"Property worth over Rs 60 lakh have been destroyed during the students' unrest," said a college official.
The deceased person has been identified as Samir Patnaik, a second-year (IT branch) diploma student, a native of Angul district.
"He complained of chest pain and fainted in the morning. When we searched for a vehicle to take him to the hospital, about 10 km from the campus, the vehicle was not available. Although, we did manage to take him to the hospital later, but there the doctors declared him dead," said one of his classmates.
Though sources in the hospital said he died a natural death due to heart attack, the students claimed that if they would have got the vehicle in time, he could have been saved. "There are no ambulances in a college where nearly 2,500 students are studying. It is a gross negligence on the part of college authorities," alleged a student.
The students gheraoed the college principal for hours and demanded Rs 5 lakh as compensation for the victim's family, an ambulance for each of the four hostels and a dispensary within the campus.
"The students' unrest was on till evening, as the college authorities failed to assure them of their demands. A police team has been deployed at the campus to avoid any untoward incident," inspector in-charge of Bhadrak Rural police station S C Patra said.
College authorities, however, pleaded their helplessness and Principal Narayan Chandra Kundu said, "The students had been provided with an ambassador at that time. But unfortunately the student could not be saved."
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Jokes - Sardar
Sardar and Hitler
Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
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Sardar and Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
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Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He
gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any
one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it….
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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA
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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.
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Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated…
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
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Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all
India Radio!
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child
Thanks to Sardar....